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| Is how this gal describes herself! She loves sports, parties, and boys | She would like me, I like sports too, like hunting Diablo. I like parties, LAN fight parties.
| Who loves to hang out with friends and go out to eat |
Well, this girl would fall in love with me. But she would have to give up on her friends, because the only friend i hang out with is Diablo, and Mr Fuller
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Are what this gal loves the most! She enjoys hanging out with friends and having a good time
If having a good time means | setting up your computer so that you can play games while you lay down then this girl loves me, as all girls do. What is the deal with hanging out with friends? I am much to good a hunter to have friends. My mom says that most people just don't understand me, but she was really saying that they are retards.
| When this gal isn't shopping, she is hanging out with friends, dancing, and acting |
What the hell? Why does every girl like to hang out with friends? I have friends, just not ones I have met face to face. The only time I go shopping is when I need a video game. It is a mean trick that they play on Diablo killers, they make us walk through the mall just to get our video games. I saw some guys today walknig through the food court like it was the gauntlet (I don;t play Gauntlet anymore because it is not hardcore, at least nto as Diablo), they had messy hair and sweaty shirts with tigers on them. I don't like to dance, this girl will love me one day. Maybe if I get really good at video games I will become famous.
| This 18-year-old is very devoted to family and friends. She enjoys volunteer work, but saves time for some fun | What a retard. I had to deal with a volunteer once. He was retarded. He said he wanted to help me with my speech impediment, and was trying to tell me the right way to say basketball. I was like Oh my God! Why are you talknig liek a retard? He said something like "I was donig an impression of you!" I knew he was lying. You see, my encounters with Diablo have given me super keen senses. I can smell fear. It's just the kind of thing you have to learn to do in my business. People who like their family are retarded, because all they want to do is make you bathe.
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As a mom to a beautiful daughter whom she adores, her strong suits are being open-minded and self-assured.
Well hello there mom. I think I know this girl in real life. I saw her once at EB World and she tried to touch my ass. I was like: What the hell? But she din't hear me. The guy Stan who works there believes me |
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This high-school senior loves basketball, track, and volleyball. She enjoys long moonlit walks and cuddling with a lucky guy.
What the Hell? This retard isn't blonde! I can't believe I wasted my time with her. She would love me though because I play NBA Jams. She wanted me so bad. She wanted to cuddle with my Bastard Sword +3 |
| This fun chick loves to party, chill with friends, snowboard, and dance. |
I don't even feel like giving this girl my IM screen name. She probably wants me to though. I'm so depressed. Today in algebra this guy kept playing with my hearing aids. When I yelled at him to stop being a retard I got sent to the principal's office. My mom will call me tonite, and my uncle will yell at me. I'm ok though, I found someone who will play Starcraft with me. He has a little sister that wants my William juice.
| This gal calls herself a little blond bombshell who loves to hang out and have fun! |
OK! I wouldn't give my AIM screen name to this retard ever. She says that she likes to have fun. Doesn't everyone? Isn't enjoying an activity a part of the definition of Fun? Oh my god, what a retard. I need to know if this girl likes to hunt Diablo or what. She needs to tell me wha tis fun in order for me to decide if I want to send her my E-mail.
| She loves to sing, run, and stay very active, but she loves her friends more than anything else in the world. |
What do I love most in the world? Well, I hate Diablo the most, along with retards. But I love to hunt Diablo most of all. So, this girl wants me. I am outgoing, I like to go out killing Diablo. I want to hunt down her friends like Diablo, so I she would love me.
| She is also smart and loves to sing, write poetry, paint, sketch, and read Stephen King and Harry Potter books. |
HAHA! Harry Potter is retarded! It allows nerd kids to have hope in the world. All the kids with glasses can live another day with the hope that they will be taken away to witch school. These books are for kids who have nothing, they can't even play video games. All these weaklings should die to a machine gun
| Who is nice, cool, sensitive, and very shy. Are vampires shy? |
Vampires are not nice. I have dealt with many of them in parallel dimensions. They are only shy if you are a Paladin like me, who can turn undead. Girls who think they are vampires are retarded. I would, like, pretend I was going to suck her blood and give her a big hickey. Then I would call her a retard. Then she would beg me to have intercourse with her. Then I would threaten her with my paladin skills and she would faint. If she wants vampires she is in for something bigger than she can imagine. They are evil creatures who have gone mad with their immortality. I know the feeling because I have killed vampires and all of Diablo's minions for centuries.
| This blond babe loves to hang with friends and meet new people. |
I messaged this girl 3 weeks ago. What the hell? She hasn't replied. She says she wants to meet new people, but she is a retarded liar! WE would have been perfect together. If I could talk to her I would tell her that people who say they liek to hang out with friends are retarded because if they have friends, they like to spend time with them. I know because I made a new friend named Danni who sends me pics of naked girls much hotter than this retard.
| She's blond, beautiful, and loves to dance! Do you agree? |
No! Well, she is blond, but how the hell should I know if she likes to dance? She is pretty hot but I have this girl who talks to me in my Diablo chat line. People tell me that this person is really a male pedophile but I know they are retarded because I have seen pics. She keeps asknig me if my parents are home.
| For different men in her life. She is 18 years old and loves to hang out in IM with friends. |
Now this girl is jsut my type. I bet she likes to kill Diablo too. I bet I am much better at Diablo than her though, there is a grey dot next to my name. It means I'm a Diablo killer, I bet you wish you were a Diablo killer too. I sent this girl my IM screen name. I also laid it on thick telling her I was the Starcraft champion of the world.
OM MY GOD!! Check out what a hot girl sent me! She is just my type! She fell in love with me from my website! She didn't leave a way to contact her, so if you look at this page again mystery girl...I want to see more pics of your boobs. Her boobs were not covered up though on the original pic. My mom got this URL so I had to censor it. She would try to make me go to see the councellor again, and my Diablo hunting would be cut down.
| This babe calls herself a party girl who loves to get funky |
What the hell does this mean? Diablo is funky, assuming that funky means smelly with really sharp teeth!
| This gal can belt out the tunes! She loves to sing in the car, jam on her acoustic guitar, and listen to music. |
Now, let me tell you about artistically sculpted bedhead. What is wrong with these retards? They spend hours infront of a mirror with gel in the morning to make their hair look messy. I have bedhead from just sleeping, and in th emorning I'm hunting Diablo by 8 so there wouldn't be time to work on gay hair. These retards spend money on hair I get free from my hardcore lifestyle
| And very outgoing! She'll try just about anything for chuckles. |
Really? I liek to try things too. Maybe you would like to try to hunt Diablo while I'm maknig out with you. I tried cocain once. I didn't chuckle. I only mentioned it so that you all know I'm not just badass in a video game. I found a plastic bag with powder in it on my bed. I snorted some and then told Mr Fuller abotu the drugs that someone planted on my bed. He said it was baby powder.
| Who loves to sing, hang out with friends, and have a good time! |
I am not going to say anything other than the vact that all people like ot have good times. That is waht make them good. I just need to know if you are into video games, then we can talk.
| As you can tell, this beach babe worships the sun and the waves! |
I like to see a spiritual Girl. I worship the Diablo in hell. the ultimate evil that I study about and search for so I can kill him. I think he worships the sun too, fire, lava. But you should worship ME, because I am the one who can kill something tha tpowerful a million times.
| This gal enjoys spending time with friends and making them laugh--nonstop! |
Friends, blah blah, me and Diablo will be your only friends. You make me laugh non-stop with your retardity But your hotness makes me cry. My tears give me strength to kill Diablo once more. Maybe you would like to laugh with me and Diablo sometime. My mom says I can have any girl I want.
| This Florida gal loves life to the fullest. |
You like to live with Mr Fuller too? You can never live life until you hunt and kill real people online. I can show you how to both kill people and Diablo.
| Who loves to party, hang out with friends, and shop. |
THIS IS THE DIABLO! Or maybe his daughter. I don't know if I want to kill you or invite you into my chatroom. There are too many old men in it.
| She says she's an all-around sweetheart who likes to have fun no matter where she is. |
I like to have fun everywhere too. I might need my laptop though. I don't like to have fun in school. If I start to have fun people make fun of me. EVEERYBODY likes to have fun! Only retards have fun everywhere because when you are stupid everythiung is fun. DIE retard.
| She's attending Ball State University, where she enjoys playing soccer, shooting pool, bowling, and watching movies. |
Nice college! Me and Diablo have soem balls for you to study. I like shooting
| This cutie enjoys going all out and having a great time. She especially likes to chase after the guys. |
This girl would be good in a game of tag. But if she wanted to hang out with me should would have to like to chase Diablo, then catch him and make out with me
| She's a receptionist by day and a party animal by night. This gal is a hot babe and loves to flaunt her cuteness. |
Does cuteness mean boobs? You have big boobs. I want to see your boobs. Send me pictures of your boobs.
| This gal loves the water. She loves the beach, playing in the pool, or just running through the sprinklers. |
I think this girl is obsessed with something. Its funny I say that because I don't believe in being obsessed. My therapist says that I'm obsessed with video games. I think he's obsessed with being a retard and ruining my life in Diablo II.
| Shes a 20-year-old gal that loves to read and write. Her great laugh brightens everyones day. |
Hooked on Phonics worked for her! Burn your workbook retard, unless you mean you like to read typing by ME, or my stats sheet on my Barbarian
| She loves playing video games and listening to music. Her favorite groups are Incubus and Avenged Sevenfold |
OK! Now here is something I can work with. I am sorry, Miss Hot Girl, fo reve rlooknig at another person. You are made for me and Diablo, baby. Come live in my computer room, we can set up dual monitors, in bed. I want to explore sex with you, and we can use the internet at the same time in order to get aroused. Ive heard of doing this without the internet though, these are things we can explore together. One thing though, Your music sucks. I like to refer to them as Suckubus and Shitfolds. We can work on it, we can do ANYTHING!
| She attends school in Titusville, Florida. When she is tired of studying, she goes clubbing and drinking. |
I Think I'm going to apply to Titsville. I bet there is a good network there with a schoolwide pic collection of boobs. I tried drinking at my cousin's wedding once and I got sick, I know its the typical story, but like I just got so angry. Everybody was talknig liek a retard. I have a hearing impairment and ppl would be like blah blah blah, and say that I wasn't using words. I yelled at the singer and he turned into the Diablo. When I told the crowd this over the microphone my uncle dragged me out. By the way, I like CLUBBING DIABLO
| This dirty blond loves going to the beach, making out, shopping, talking on the phone and chatting in IM. |
See? Everyone seems to think that I will never find the girl for me. This girl has a lot in common with me. I liek making out and talkngi on IM. I like to try to combine the two. Making out on IM is great, but not as good as the real thing I hear. My cousin tried to maek out with me but all she did was put her tongue in my mouth. Im much more romantic and I don't mess around with tongues. This girl is not as hot as the one who like svideo games though, don't get me wrong, Diablo, my heart still belongs to you. We might need alittle time apart for a while so I can make out on AIM.
| This blond babe loves to shop, sing, talk, dance, and work on her tan. |
This girl does not have a tan! She is reatarded! Is working on a tan a passtime? How can it be fun? There are no sound effects, no 3-d images.
| She enjoys partying, hanging out with friends, and playing softball and volleyball. |
UMMM, This girl has a ball? I thought girls were supposed to have those other things that smell like sugar and spice, and fairies, and bubblegum, or pixie dust, uh, Sweet Tarts, Pixie Sticks....
| This gal enjoys doing nothing. Thats it nothing! But, she is a cutie, dont you think? |
I have to respect this one, at least she doesn't like hanging out with friends, having fun, shopping, or dancing. This gives me hope, but she doesn't like video games or hearing aids, or the world, or Mr Fuller
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